Since childhood my close group of mates have had an abundance of nicknames for me, each one relating to the way I look. Here is a list of the ones that I can think of off the top of my head:
*Kris Theodopolopodus (The Greek character in 90s sitcom Birds of a Feather)
*Bubble (as in Bubble and Squeak, or Greek)
*Chilli Sos (Chilli Sauce but in a Turkish accent….)
These names have always been used with affection. If I’m honest, I can see where my mates are coming from. I mean, just have a look at me. I look about as stereotypically English as an embroidered prayer mat.